Anger Issues

I have them.  Generally people don't get to see it, but lately my temper has been frayed.  Probably it is caused by a lack of sleep and perhaps even this stupid perpetual cold I can't seem to shake.  Nevertheless, I have been feeling like curbstomping several people's faces recently, and not all of it is unwarranted.  If I have my headphones on and you decide it is a good idea to continually poke and prod me after I have already said to leave me alone, then don't get all offended when I snap on you and start cursing.  If I am trying to enjoy some time on the internet, don't get angry at me when you decide it might be fun to fuck with my computer and randomly open stupid websites on it.  No...I don't care about that funny video you think is so great....No, I do not care about that webcomic that you constantly fangasm over.  I am an asshole, I know this.  It should not surprise anyone who knows me that I am such an ass when I get annoyed.  When I look like I want to be left alone, leave me as such, unless you are one of my close friends who actually knows me and I want to talk to.  Otherwise, I may just go decide to listen to that little pompadoured, leather-jacket wearing devil on my shoulder and proceed to tear you a new one.   No joke.  He really has a pompadour.